“Oh, Dobby…And now I lament all those times that I beat him senseless within an inch of his life. Oh, right, yeah, that one time when I drowned a litter of his young, my….brothers?”
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2 months ago
Lucius: That Tramp mother of yours, she’s choreographed an affair with someone behind my back. Someone I trusted…Someone I may have even loved.
Harry: Ollivanderr?
Hermione: Filch?
Ron: Regulus Black Sirius’ brother?
Yaxley: Me?
Lucius: No…Dobby!
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2 months ago
Dumbledore: Disapparate!
All: Ahhh, magic!
Umbridge: What? Where’d he go?
Snape: He Disapparated!
Umbridge: That’s bullshit, Snape! You can’t Disapparate in side of Hogwarts, right?
Voice: Right!
Umbridge: Right! Dammit!
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3 months ago
“Did you get my teeeexxt?”
****Snape’s accent + me never having owned a blackberry = PPM
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4 months ago
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